Finally Ces will come! Oh God I’m happy she will come!

The maid of Ms. Cecilia Victoria Oreña Drilon a/k/a Ces of Philippine media, is very happy.  Oh God!  Oh God!  She says, she is crying for joy!  Ces will come!  Ces will come na!  Ces will finally come!!!!!

Ms. Drilon’s cook at her house is also very happy because Ces will come! She is so enthused that she promised to cook for Ces kare-kare, or according to her, anything that she - Ces - would like to eat.  (Chilled Kidnappers’ brains, Sauteed Abductors Heart, Liver and Spleen, Estofada Terrorista Lengua, or whatever).  Ms. Ces is finally going home.  She is finally going to come!!!!  (A Serious Question:  Didn’t she come with her captors?)

Ces’ captors and security guards in the Sulu Mountainside Resort, where she was the victim of a kidnapping and hostaging for ransom that we nincompoops suppose, are also very happy to report their situation.  Through cell phones, they ecstatically state that they ate extremely expensive food with her — unlike when ABS-CBN is not their guest!  Truly.  Fresh chicken, other meats that Muslims can eat were brought to the Sulu Mountainside Resort everyday.  Every single day!  Maybe Ces even made all or some of the Menu for the days that she was there.  This does not happen to them on a daily basis,  No Sir!  This was special!  It was Fiesta!!!  Yeeeeeeeey!!!  Yippeeee  Yeeeey!  The terrorista guarding Ces appeared to be yapping on the phone, happy.  As if noone was kidnapped or abducted at all.

She called her maid everyday, or almost.  What did she gossip to her maid about the Abos and their Dongs I wonder?  She calls her boss, Eugenio Lopez III a/k/a Gabby, Maria Ressa a/k/a Bruhang May Balat sa Mukha, and I wonder if she shares the declaration of her captors:  “Araw araw masarap ang ulam namin dito!  Lagi kaming nagpapatay ng manok araw araw!”

Hhhrrrmmmmmmmm?

The kidnap of Ces deflected a lot of issues. It is something that Oscar Lopez and Jesus Francisco of Meralco should be very exuberant about!!!

The Kidnapping made the Abo Suyya richer by many, many millions.  And the middle men too.

TV Ratings?  Kidnap-for-ransom and abduction stories are always front page news.  That is why they steal the thunder from simple things like electric bills. And all for a measly fee for Board and Lodging!  A few millions is really nothing to the squandering Lopezes.  Look at their debt burdens, placed on the shoulders of Filipino tontos, tarantados, idieotes, carajos, brutos and damonios?  Shit.

The utangs run to billions of dollars.  Everytime these are restructured, the debts I mean, they increase magnificently.

So, What! is a little package rate from Sulu Mountainside Resort?  It’s nothing.  At least Angelo Valderama, Jimmy Encarnacion, Prof. Octavio Dinampo and Ces at ABS-CBN’s expense account, had a lovely, masarap na vacation at the Resort.

The Abos that supposedly kidnapped the lot are all the Prof.’s friends.  The Prof. is an MNLF and Abo Suyya elder himself.  Sadly, as they say, the Prof. was betrayed.  Hey!  Kill the guide!  Kill the guide!  Kill the guide!!!

Al Bader Parad of course is a bad boy.  Along with Radulan Sahiron because his neighbors cut off his hand for touching the sex of their little girls.

Mayor Isnaji Alvarez, Sakur Tan are all identified with MNLF and even some people of Abo Suyya, and so were the late Congressman who was killed by a bomb at Batasan and the bomber is a son-in-law of a former Justice Secretary from Mindanao.  There was fortunately no Ransom because after the negotiations, the supposed negotiators did not allegedly buy the gimmick of the Abos and just insisted on paying the Resort package rate.

After this farce will come to light eventually 600 years from now, the generations then of the people of the Philippines will feel they were set up in 2008.

Then they will also look back at the GMA SONA of July 2008:  Ces Drilon like the Peninsula Siege, again stole the thunder from Malacañang and idiots like Ted paylon, corina Sanchos, Antange Tae Be Rna, Jiri al Baha and all the nincompoops at ABS CBN will certainly have a ball about the gimmick of their boss and Ressa.

It's a shame of course that it will take 600 to thousands of years before the fakery of the scenario will be discovered.  I certainly wish it was sooner.  But media is media.  They are the Gods of modern life, what media says, stays.  Whatever media wants is Will of God.

Today, let’s praise media, then.  Hep hep Hurrraaaaay!!!!  For a little money, the citizens of the world end up as complete fools!!!!  Yeheeeeeeeey!!!!!!!!  Long Live MEDIA!!!  Long Live Kidnap For Ransom!!!!

Anti-Climactix of the Ces Kidnap Story:

Thou shall not Expend so much Financials for just Ces and Abo to Come.

Why, Thou shall not Hate Robin Padilla so Much as Not to Give him a Role in this Porno Flick.

If They Sent the Lobo to Abo Suyya lair to kill the kind nappers, Gabby The EuHenYO Lopez would have cried his heart out and probably killed himself!!!  Thou shalt therefore not….

Thou shalt not Send Corina sanchos to negotiate.  She might lose more Than Her UnderPanties.  Oh  My  Goooooood!!!